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Post by jayohen on Jan 31, 2013 19:08:16 GMT -8
If a Democrat is opposed to abortion, she doesn't have one,
If a Republican is opposed to abortion, he tries to ban them for everyone except his wife.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, it's because he wants better treatment for animals.
If a Republican is a vegetarian it's because he works for Monsanto.
If a Democrat is gay, he supports equality for all.
If a Republican is homosexual, he leads a gay life in secret while hypocritically condemning that lifestyle in public.
If a Democrat is down and out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Republican is down and out, he blames Democrats.
If a Democrat doesn't like a TV show, he switches channels
If a Republican doesn't like a TV show, he launches a boycott to get the program cancelled so nobody else can watch it.
If a Democrat is religious, he quietly prays in private, like Jesus said one should.
If a Republican is religious, he demands that everyone be forced to pray with him.
If a Democrat needs health care, he seeks to ensure that health care is accessible to everyone else as well.
A Republican buys stock in an HMO and campaigns against affordable health care.
If a Democrat reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Republican will attempt to have the responsible parties arrested.
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Post by Maxflex on Jan 31, 2013 19:30:58 GMT -8
Thanks for the chuckle. But actions speak louder then words. If a Democrat is opposed to abortion, she doesn't have one, If a Republican is opposed to abortion, he tries to ban them for everyone except his wife. Slightly wrong, a Democrat wants the government to pay for them. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, it's because he wants better treatment for animals. If a Republican is a vegetarian it's because he works for Monsanto. ~chuckle~ If a Democrat is gay, he supports equality for all. If a Republican is homosexual, he leads a gay life in secret while hypocritically condemning that lifestyle in public. Homosexual have the same rights right as all Americans. Same sex marriage is not a right. If a Democrat is down and out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a Republican is down and out, he blames Democrats. Slightly true, a Democrat thinks of how he can get the Government to make his life better by stealing from the working class. If a Democrat doesn't like a TV show, he switches channels If a Republican doesn't like a TV show, he launches a boycott to get the program cancelled so nobody else can watch it. ~chuckle~ If a Democrat is religious, he quietly prays in private, like Jesus said one should. If a Republican is religious, he demands that everyone be forced to pray with him. ~chuckle~ If a Democrat needs health care, he seeks to ensure that health care is accessible to everyone else as well. A Republican buys stock in an HMO and campaigns against affordable health care. It is accessible to everyone. You just have to pay for it. Plus you get to choose what you want cover. If a Democrat reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A Republican will attempt to have the responsible parties arrested. ~chuckle~ Oh, and each chuckle is where the action has been spoken so often by Democrats it would be a waste of time to even think about it. |
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Post by jayohen on Jan 31, 2013 21:25:21 GMT -8
~giggle~ I see you feel the need to get defensive over a silly retort to a silly list of phony commentary that's been passed around the internets for years. My apologies if I stepped on your toes. Thanks for the chuckle. But actions speak louder then words. If a Democrat is opposed to abortion, she doesn't have one, If a Republican is opposed to abortion, he tries to ban them for everyone except his wife. Slightly wrong, a Democrat wants the government to pay for them. ~chuckle~ Homosexual have the same rights right as all Americans. Same sex marriage is not a right. Slightly true, a Democrat thinks of how he can get the Government to make his life better by stealing from the working class. ~chuckle~ ~chuckle~ It is accessible to everyone. You just have to pay for it. Plus you get to choose what you want cover. If a Democrat reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A Republican will attempt to have the responsible parties arrested. ~chuckle~ Oh, and each chuckle is where the action has been spoken so often by Democrats it would be a waste of time to even think about it. |
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Post by Maxflex on Feb 1, 2013 4:46:35 GMT -8
Defensive? Not at all. Just trying to help you see how others view the world and the phony response of the Democrats. After all, actions speak louder then words ~giggle~ I see you feel the need to get defensive over a silly retort to a silly list of phony commentary that's been passed around the internets for years. My apologies if I stepped on your toes. Thanks for the chuckle. But actions speak louder then words. Slightly wrong, a Democrat wants the government to pay for them. ~chuckle~ Homosexual have the same rights right as all Americans. Same sex marriage is not a right. Slightly true, a Democrat thinks of how he can get the Government to make his life better by stealing from the working class. ~chuckle~ ~chuckle~ It is accessible to everyone. You just have to pay for it. Plus you get to choose what you want cover. ~chuckle~ Oh, and each chuckle is where the action has been spoken so often by Democrats it would be a waste of time to even think about it. |
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