Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House. Jan 11, 2013 5:05:52 GMT -8 Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by Maxflex on Jan 11, 2013 5:05:52 GMT -8 Me thinks some people do not believe we have been "saved"Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.Just wanted to let you know – today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.It contained a parachute, an ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, a ‘Bush’s Fault’ poster, a ‘Blame Boehner’ poster, a ‘Tax the Rich’ poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my booty. All directions were in Spanish.Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.